Wednesday, February 28, 2007
MUSINGS BY MARINA MAHATHIR
Friday, February 23, 2007
Joke: Two Nuns

There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM:Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you!
List of racial discriminations (Malaysia):
(1) Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial,the rest are controlled by Malays
(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays
(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese
(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays
(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status
(6) 0% of non-malays staffs is legally required in malay companies. But there must be 30% malays staffs in Chinese companies.
(7)5% of all new intake for government police, nurses, army, is non-malays.
(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960
(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malays government servants in Putrajaya. But malays make up 98%
(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960
(11) 95% of government contracts are given to malays
(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by malay government e.g.Taxi permits, Approved permits, etc
(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make ifficult for Chinese rice millers
(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g.UTC, UMBC, MISC, etc
(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transport companies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses
(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given
(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004)
(18) 8000 billions ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to malays pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period
(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000
(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000
(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%
(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible
(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays
(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004
(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years
(27) O Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look East Policy"
(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired i.e. Medicine (in 2004)
(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays
(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003
(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957
(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957
(33) 2 millions Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40years ago
(34) 0.5 million Indians Malaysians had emigrated to overseas
(35) 3 millions Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status.
(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indians Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and ns
(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor
(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what malays villages got for rural development budget
(39) 50 road names (at least) had been change from Chinese names to other names
(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort
(41) 0 temples/churches were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built
(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates
(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004
(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002)
(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors of non-malays origin (46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less
(46) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since 1969
(47) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed
(48) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistly re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s
(49) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items are ratified by Malaysia government since 1960
(50) 0 elimination of, all forms of racial discrimination (UN Human Rights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s
(51) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendance treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200
(52) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths being beaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record
(53) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays
(54) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum
I asked God
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.
I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary
I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a byproduct of tribulations;
it isn't granted, it is learned.
I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.
I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.
I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares
And brings you closer to me.
I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own!
But I will prune you to make you fruitful.
I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.
I ask God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.
Who Am I?
I'am a human person born free,
Free to choose between right and wrong,
I owe no obligation to anyone,
But to myself.
To see what i do is right or wrong,
To act according to my nature,
For what right or wrong I do,
Will be paid proportionally by myself.
I have deep and meaningful contact with my world,
And the world outside me,
I sometimes cry in search of myself,
For i don't know who i'am.
I cry with those who cry,
And laugh with those who laugh,
I feel the greatness of the mysteries of Life,
Birth, growth, love, suffering and death.
For sometimes in my life I get lost,
Lost in myself,
And I say to myself who I'am,
But I get an answer which no one knows, but I know,
Who am I?
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Sexy Horoscope
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.
SCORPIO:. The Sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Talkative. The sexiest ever.... Romantic. Caring.
LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible.
ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships. =) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.
AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.
LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.
PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
CAPRICORN: . The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
TAURUS:. The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships. =] Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on earth!
SAGITTARIUS: . The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
Italian Lover
Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

The weather has been unpredictable for the last couple of days especially Saturday. Those in KL would know the heavy downpour I’m talking about. I had to go to Petaling Street to settle something and ended up with drenched shoes. I later headed to KLCC to pay my bills. I’m so happy to have settled 2 credit card debts…. I no longer have to go to Citibank again. Yes ! ! !
Since CNY was on a Sunday, the church had a CNY mass. As you can see by the pic after mass we had lion dance in the church. Father said not to take this as pagan practice but just to respect the culture of our fellow Chinese friends. I like the lion dance, I think they are the most ‘manja’ lions on the planet. Hehehehe...
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Trip: Xiamen Part 1
On the eve of my flight to Xiamen, I meet up with Logen and Lenny at Decanter. We enjoyed each other’s company, we drank and we exchanged stories and jokes. I left late that night; I knew I had to repack my luggage, as at the last minute I had to take extra stuff. With the excitement I barely could go to bed. The plan was to get on the plane and doze off for at least couple of hours. I slept around 1 and woke up at 4.30 I was eager to be at KL Sentral at 5.30. At Sentral I checked in and waited for my colleague to arrive as usual he was late. He arrived at 6 and by the time he checked in it was already 6.30.
It was a very quite train ride you couldn’t see any scenery cause it was still dark outside. Eddie and I sat quietly hardly talking to each other as we both were lacking of sleep. When we arrived KLIA, we decided to have breakfast at CafĂ© Marche. It was a rip off Delifrance. It was a nice though compared to Delifrance it had nice bigger pastries. We took in the sight, we looked at the people that came to dine in and we listened to some of their conversation. We weren’t eavesdropping but people seem to forget to speak softly these days’ especially Chinese folk
Around 8-ish we decided to head to the boarding area, we noticed that our flight had a lot of ladies an all of them in hot sexy woman boots on them. We decided to be one of the last few people to check in, as we wanted to check out the ladies. The flight was quite comfortable and we served brunch with ample of wine to intoxicate us. The in-flight movie was Prestige a movie I’ve been waiting to see or even get a DVD copy. It was an excellent screenplay and cinematography. The cast, Jackman was convincing, but I truly admired Christian Bail in the movie so much that I am now a fan. Did you know his British?
Needless too say Eddie and I didn’t get and slumber we so planned. As the plane touched down at the Xiamen runaway it passed by a guardhouse and outside stood an officer saluting our plane. We thought it was weird, we got of the plane and headed to the toilet and my nostril sense was shocked by the scent it was pee it was something else. Well Eddie inform me that was the scent of the china people (being political correct here). That’s how they smell; my logic is they think it’s a cold place so they think they don’t need a bath for long time.
While we walked down to the custom’s checkpoint I had certain weird glances from the people like I didn’t fit in. When it was my time to see the customs officer I was of course scrutinized with questions of what I was doing in Xiamen, my purpose of my visit, etc. Eddie of the other had had no problem getting through customs. It took me about 20 minutes to clear it with them. I honestly wasn’t afraid as I had proper papers and wasn’t carrying anything illegal. Worst case I would fly back…. I did fear that.
Chew, our Head of Xiamen office was there to receive us. We got into the cab and headed to our hotel called Yi Jing. It wasn’t too cold. I perceived China to be loads of bicycle users, oily food and military people forcing strict laws. Well was I so wrong. Anyway on the way to the hotel we stop at the traffic light the window is open and I see a guy cross the road and walk straight towards me. He had tattoos on his arms and he looked fierce. Damm another bad experience is about to happen… He came to my window threw a bunch of cards and ran. I picked a card and it was one of those 24 hours sex service cards it was then I knew I’m going to have a blast in Xiamen, China.
The rooms were quite comfortable; I think it was a 2 star hotel. It wasn’t dodgy in any way there were lots of new business people staying there and it was a new hotel so not loads of people haven’t slept on my bed yet. I started to unpack, I didn’t want my office clothes looking too crumbled and besides I just wanted to settle in. I took a short nap and by 6 we were told to get ready for dinner. Eddie and I were quite antsy and we wanted to get out the hotel rooms as soon as we could. Chew did show us where the office was and he told us which floor it was. Eddie and I decided to be lil bold and head to the office, it was freaking cold so I was in my leather jacket.
While on our way to the office Eddie and I got stopped by the security. We told them we were heading to AKN Mtech but they had no clue what we were saying so we told them which floor and asked us if it was called ‘Kai An’. Eddie kind of figured it out that how AKN is called in China. We went on top and surprisingly the office looked very much like mine in Phileo. DJ the assistant in charge of Xiamen office greeted us. We hanged around for a while till we were brought to a restaurant near the office; it was an 8-minute walk from the office we got to take in the sights and lights.
Nighttime Xiamen is different from the day all of the buildings are lit with many striking running lights. We walked to what looked like a shopping mall and took the lift to the 6th floor as the door open I was in the restaurant. It didn’t have any doors. I guess the owners wanted to make full use of the restaurant space. Amy and Dj went to place and order while we sat down and enjoyed a nice cold beer, a local brand called Hui Qun. Meal was served there was buttered prawns with green tea leaves (Nice!!), A frog dish, a Fish dish, a pork dish, a beef dish and a French beans dish.
As the food came in front of me, I knew I was expected to eat it as a sign of courtesy and respect to my host. God did I have to lay it thick. I ate the food pretending it was good but deep down it was not really my cup of tea. The food really was extremely oily, I had one of each and drinking much tea and beer to wash it down. After the dinner we headed to browse through the mall. I wanted to see if they had any Nike stuff. I was hopping it would be cheap since its made in China anyway. To my disappointment it was 20% much more expensive that the Malaysian price. They had their own china brands with International ambassadors like Kobe Bryant and Shaq.
What I’m a bout to tell you is the truth and I’m not making this up. I was standing next to Shaq’s poster and Amy who speak very lil English points at me and says Shaq. She is obviously laughing but the shop owner thinks I’m Shaq and whips out a pen and paper for me to autograph. I of course say no but the owner forces me. Eddie shouts at me jokigly to sign the thing and I do. The owner is quite happy thinking Shaq was in her shop.
After the celebrity ordeal we head to this nice karaoke place. China pastime is to karaoke. This was a nice place. As china has vast amount of land it wasn’t stingy with building quite spacious karaoke. The place we went was a 4-story building, with at least 100 rooms in it. Before you think this was some kind of dodgy karaoke picture Red box but more classier. After you book a room at the ground floor you take the escalator to the 1st floor where they have a supermarket where you buy your drinks and tidbits. It was very cheap and then u go to the your room. My room came with a bathroom. Cool.
They sang the night away; I’ve heard some of them as Caroline always play a couple of hers during work time. Suddenly somewhere through the night I was asked to sign an English songs. And in the library they only had Backstreet Boys so I had to sing cheesy songs like Everybody, As Long As you love me, etc. Through the night too we played this game where everybody had a canister and in this canister had 5 dices u shake the canister and guess how many dices no it showed. Obviously being new to the game I sucked at it and I had to drink allot. This all finished at 3 in the morning. What a way to start you business trip.
* For Pictures please click link http://manderson196.photosite.com/
Monday, February 12, 2007
Blast Off Season 3
Although I don’t like Too Phat, I must give them pros for bringing English music to the mainstream. Groups like OAG, Poetic Ammo, Reeffa have been laying the groundwork for others to make the name in the industry. There were much guidance given to encourage English acts in our Malaysian market only recently with Malaysian Idol and Blast Off. For those who have no idea what Blast off is, it’s a competition where rock bands and vocal groups compete for a record deal. And each year these acts get better and better.
This year the competition was extremely tight, I never liked sms competition but this time I was reeled in, I was voting for some of the bands. There were a couple bands and a vocal group that I was cheering for which I did hope to see them reach the finals or at least win the competition.
One of the rock bands I was voting for was Aunty Mabel’s from Klang, which had the 70’s rock, feel to their presentation. The other band that was cheering for was CODA, a mix group who had a high-octane level of performance that could carry Muse songs well and also other rock genre. As for the vocal group I was cheering for Ghetto Republic. I was just being racist on this one, they were an Indian group and obviously brown people don’t get much support. On the fair side they were quite good group from Kajang who I believe under proper guidance could go far.
Hitz.Tv has done a good job organizing the competition yearly. This competition has been the launch platform for some certain local artist, for example Syko G. He is now one of the best turntablists of the country and now making his name in the Techno arena. I really do hope we are able to cultivate more English acts in the country and make Malaysia more famous. The Chinese speaking community has already done that, few acts like Michael & Victor has done us proud by making their name and subtly caring Malaysia on its back.
This seasons the winners for Blast Off 3 rock group was Aunty Mabels and the Vocal group was Tricky Tongue. Both this bands get RM20, 000 each along with an all-expensive music video of their own single. I do wish we have more English acts in the future. Malaysia Boleh! ! !
Friday, February 09, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Joke: Quantas

Here are some of the actual maintenance complaints submitted by the Qantas' pilots (as marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (as marked with an S) by the maintenance engineers.
By the way, it is relevant to note that Qantas is the only major airline in the world that has never, ever, had an accident!
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.P: Something loose in the cockpit.S: Something tightened in the cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of a leak on the right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume reset to a more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: The number 3 engine is missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after a brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one saved for last......
P: Noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midgetpounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Diary: I'm Going to Xiamen
I don’t normally work hard on Friday, I’m mostly on my goof off mode but I got a surprise email on Friday at 6pm. The company wanted me to go to Xiamen for 5 days for some seminar. Yes!! I’m going to Xiamen; I’m going To Xiamen (doing my dance). I leave on Saturday and I only come back on Thursday the week after that. I’m so excited, damm now I need a camera to document proof that I’ve been to China.
On Saturday I was busying myself to get some new pants KLCC had good bargain and it was too hard to look away. I got to pair of jeans from BUM, slacks from G2000 and khakis pants from Padini. I was lil worried to by tops cause as you know I’m fat nothing these days looks good on a fat guy and what’s worse its hard to get sizes. Wonder if I should dress up like Fat Albert… Hei Hei Hei.
Sunday was the same routine Church at St Johns. A Philippino priest kept the mass and throughout the whole mass I had the Black Eyed Peas song in my mind “Bobet” (Check link to know what I’m talking out http://angeldemon.imeem.com/music/_PVZ6-N_/bebot/ ) After mass I meet Stephanie and her mum, was surprised to see them there as they always went to Sacred Hearts Church. After mass it was usual routine breakfast at KLCC. A peaceful time with my newspaper and my dear old self. I got some supplies from the pharmacy as a precaution for my trip.
I’m so excited for my trip… wish me luck and safe trip yeah
Friday, January 26, 2007
Fishing Story
To solve this problem, fishing companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen and they did not like frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price.
So fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, the fish stopped moving. They were tired and dull, but alive. Unfortunately, the Japanese could still taste the difference. Because the fish did not move for days, they lost their fresh-fish taste. The Japanese preferred the lively taste of fresh fish, not sluggish fish.
So how did Japanese fishing companies solve this problem? How do they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan? If you were consulting the fish industry, what would you recommend?
Too Much Money
As soon as you reach your goals, such as finding a wonderful mate, starting a successful company, paying off your debts or whatever, you might lose your passion. You don’t need to work so hard so you relax.
You experience the same problem as lottery winners who waste their money, wealthy heirs who never grow up and bored homemakers who get addicted to prescription drugs.
Like the Japanese fish problem, the best solution is simple. It was observed by L. Ron Hubbard in the early 1950's.
"Man thrives, oddly enough, only in the presence of a challenging environment." — L. Ron Hubbard
The Benefits of a Challenge
The more intelligent, persistent and competent you are, the more you enjoy a good problem. If your challenges are the correct size, and if you are steadily conquering those challenges, you are happy. You think of your challenges and get energized. You are excited to try new solutions. You have fun.
You are alive!
How Japanese Fish Stay Fresh
To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks. But now they add a small shark to each tank. The shark eats a few fish, but most of the fish arrive in a very lively state.
The fish are challenged.
Recommendations
Instead of avoiding challenges, jump into them. Beat the heck out of them. Enjoy the game. If your challenges are too large or too numerous, do not give up. Failing makes you tired. Instead, reorganize. Find more determination, more knowledge, more help.
If you have met your goals, set some bigger goals. Once you meet your personal or family needs, move onto goals for your group, the society, even mankind.
Don’t create success and lie in it. You have resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Singapore Cheats ! ! !
I watched Malaysia vs. Singpore yesterday, not because I was doing my patriotic duty but because due to last minute managerial decision my team had to cover the sports event and we didn’t have and feed for it. At one point I was quite proud to see Malaysia take the lead from Singapore but of course a typical Malaysian football team we gave it all away. It was nice to see them being fitted with the new Nike jersey but like the saying says the threads don’t make the man. It didn’t matter how cool or atrocious the jersey was it didn’t effect how crappy the Malaysian team played. What was more embarrassing is that the football team I played with in my high school came up with better set pieces.
Not only to complain on the Malaysian team, I also noticed that there are many exports from the Singapore team. I fairly caught a Englishmen, a Black dude and a Chinaman. I know they are racist remarks but that’s not a pure Singapore team. Some way along the way when Malaysia used to beat the crap out of Singapore the Singaporeans kind of wised up and started giving foreigners green cards so that they could play for the national team.
It obvious now that Malaysian is going to lose this coming Saturday in Singapore. But it would be nice though if Malaysian were to win and the watch Nokia Football Crazy the host are bit too Singapore bias. Love to see the face when Corkhill does his segment. Anyway please do Visit Malaysia 2007…. We need the business.
Guts & Balls

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and then asking her: "Are you stillcleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, Smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
Mobile Phones Dirtier than Toilet Seats

Some new research has been published which reveals that there's actually more filth on our phones than the average toilet seat cover. The phones contained more skin bacteria than the any other object; this could be due to the fact that this type of bacteria increases in high temperatures and our phones are perfect for breeding these germs as they're kept warm and cozy in our pockets, handbags and brief cases. Mobile phone retailer Dial-a-Phone conducted the study taking swabs from everyday objects and analyzing the bacteria found on them. The results found that there's more muck on our mobiles than the average door handle, keyboard, and bottom of a shoe or even a toilet seat.
The research confirmed the presence of skin bacteria including staphylococcus aureus on the phone, keyboard, toilet seat and door handle. The shoe in contrast had bacteria from the soil and air. Joanne Verran, Professor of Microbiology at Manchester Metropolitan University comments: "Mobile phones, like many everyday objects such a telephones and computer keyboards, harbor bacteria. However, being 'mobile', they are stored in bags or pockets, are handled frequently, and held close to the face. In other words, they come into contact with more parts of our body and a wider range of bacteria than toilet seats"
A Dial-a-Phone spokesperson comments: "We take our phones everywhere, being in close contact with our mouths, hands and faces their bound to collect all sorts of nasty germs. The images make look scary but our advice to phone users is to ensure they clean them regularly with an antibacterial wipe"
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Liverpool Joke
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Passive Malaya
Why aren’t heads rolling for the flood that is happening in JB? I think the top managements people ruling the flood areas need to be taken action. I heard somebody comment that JB has no proper channel to let the water go out? Do you really think this is a smart comment? We all have seen a Malaysian Map, Johor is at the very tip and they are water on the left and right of it. Why can’t we build a temporary channel to remove the water? Hasn’t the government allocated a budget to change the drainage or we just concentrate on KL and no place else. Johor is next to Singapore you don’t hear them being flooded or sinked. The idea of Singapore being sinked is cool though…
Its visit Malaysia 2007 and with the flood in JB what do you think the foreign press will say. They would say Malaysia hit by flood. Then no one comes to visit us and the 32 million we spent on the Eye On Malaysia would be a waste. We need to think! We seem to give up the right to do so.
Oouch
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
