Friday, June 30, 2006

In The Spirit of World Cup


Hey There,

I've noticed my past entries have been a lil too serious. Not like me init... So in the spirit of FUN. I give you the Brazillian Name Generator.

Weird thing My name still is the same but it did do wonders for my freinds. Why dont you have a go....

http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

Monday, June 26, 2006

Pastoral letter issued by the
Catholic Bishop’s Conference of Malaysia
On The Legal Implications of Conversion to Islam


Dear Sisters and Brothers in the Lord,
If you convert to Islam, there are the important changes in your legal status and what you can or cannot do. Your conversion to Islam will be registered with the Religious Department and the National Registration Department, both of which are computerised so access to this information is available throughout the country

Under Syariah enactments of most of the 12 States of Malaysia:


1. Conversion back to your former religion is either (a) not allowed under the law or (b) a criminal offence which means that you may be fines, whipped, detained or imprisoned under most State Islamic laws
If you are under 18 years of age, you require your parent’s permission to convert to Islam

2. Your identity card will record your conversion to Islam. Therefore, even if you are no longer a practising Islam, you may be fined, whipped, detained or imprisoned for violation of Syarifah laws such as praying in Church, eating in public during fasting month, “khalwat” etc

3. You cannot marry a non-Muslim. If you decide to divorce and attempt to convert out of Islam, you will lose custody of your children because they are Muslims.

4. Upon death, your non-Muslim relatives will lose the rights to any property, money etc that you want to leave them. The corpse of a convert to Islam will be taken away from his or her non-Muslim family for Islamic rites and burial even if you have not bee a practising Muslim for many years

5. In the event that your spouse converts to Islam, you may have no right to either your children or your spouse’s property

We know that certain Christians who convert to Islam for whatever reasons, are not aware of or do not consider seriously the implications of such conversions. Hence, the need to inform you

By this we are neither against Islam nor freedom of religion, which is guaranteed for all Malaysians in Article 11 of our Constitution, which gives the right to an individual to choose freely his or her religion. But to choose correctly, you need to know clearly what you choose and the consequences of your choice.

Archbishop Datuk Murphy Pakiam
President
Catholic Bishop Conference of Malaysia

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Confused

Last weekend I sent an SMS to all my friends. It was one of those Spam SMS’es. It read ‘If you could change our current relationship with me what would you change too…’ Most of you all didn’t bother to reply, neither was I waiting for one. But I received 2 replies. One wanted me to be her brother if she could but one shocked me… One wanted me to be her boyfriend.

Why it shocked me? Cause she is getting married this October. It could be cold feet I hope it is. I told myself I’d never be the reason for a break-up. I must say this… she is the definition of Lionel Ritchie’s song, Hello, where it goes

I've been alone with you inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips a thousand times


With that kind of statement needless for me to say that I was crazy for her but I did nothing cause she was going strong for 7 years with her boyfriend. I replied her message back and she said I was the one that got away. What you mean got away. I never left. This always happen when you are attached. She’s not picking my calls up… And I’m confused. Should I pretend like it never happen?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Have An Open Mind

ANOTHER SHOCKING PIECE OF ALTERNATIVE JOURNALISM . NOTE CAVEAT GIVEN. Folks,This piece was published last Thursday, a good 6 days before Dr M'soutburst against Pak Lah.

Does Raja Petra know something we don't or is he in cahorts with the Dr M camp? It's most interesting how he explains the low, straight bridge is not desired by DrM but rather a high, crooked bridge. Think about his theory.

Quote Thursday, June 01, 2006Not worth the paper it is written on Raja Petra Kamarudin
They say in legal circles that a verbal agreement is not worth the paper it is written on. Islam says, if a man breaks his word up to three times, then do not take him as a friend or comrade. Islamic scholar or ulamak Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, also currently Prime Minister of Malaysia, gave his word and he broke it more than three times. Abdullah, therefore, cannot be taken as a friend either in the western or Islamic perspective. And who did Abdullah give his word to? He gave it to previous Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad -- and of course to all Malaysians in his 2004 Election Manifesto, which he has also broken. And what did he promise Dr Mahathir?

Many things, amongst which are that the Scenic or 'Crooked' Bridge would not be abandoned, the double tracking railway line would be pursued, and the national car, Proton, would be supported -- just to mention but three. After Dr Mahathir announced his resignation to a shocked Umno General Assembly in mid-2002, Abdullah and Dr Mahathir spent 15 months in countless conferences to discuss what the former should and would do when he finally takes over as Prime Minister in November 2003. Dr Mahathir went into great detail and explained at length why he did what he did in his 22 years as Malaysia's Prime Minister. Dr Mahathir had a reason for his many perceived lunatic moves. Even Abdullah, who was his deputy soon after Anwar Ibrahim's exit in September 1998,could not understand everything that Dr Mahathir did. Now he does. Abdullah sat there taking pages after pages of notes as Dr Mahathir gave him a 15-month crash course in Mahanomics (synonymous with Reaganomics). By the end of the 15-month training and orientation programme, Abdullah understood fully what was in the head of that strange animal called Mahathir. More importantly, Abdullah now saw the logic in Dr Mahathir's every move and agreed that, though sometimes somewhat devious, many of these moves were actually quite necessary in the pursuit of the bigger objective.

Many of Dr Mahathir's moves would certainly appear loony to the uninitiated. They would appear even stranger when viewed in the backdrop of what was perceived as a failed plan. Dr Mahathir was a blunderer and the many disasters he left as a legacy to Abdullah in November 2003 laid testimony to this. But Abdullah knew they were no disasters. He did not know earlier of course. But 15 months of sitting in front of Dr Mahathir and taking notes as the Prime Minister imparted his innermost thoughts left Abdullah with no doubts that thisold man knew what he was up to and these moves could only be labelled as brilliant. Take the Scenic or 'Crooked' Bridge as one example. No one would disagree if we were to say that this is the most stupid idea yet to come out of Dr Mahathir's mind. Why build half a bridge? Why build such a silly looking bridge that would wind its way around because it had to join the Causeway halfway across the Straits of Johor or Tebrau Straits?

If they built a full bridge, then the bridge could be built straight, lower and shorter at maybe almost the same cost as half a bridge. But now they are building half a bridge, so it has to be crooked and higher -- and the cost for half a bridge is not half the cost of a full, straight bridge. But they can't build a straight or full bridge because Singapore will not allow their half of the Causeway to be demolished and they are not interested in building the other half of the bridge on their side or within their territorial waters. Singapore could of course agree to join Malaysia in this bridge project and agree to the Causeway being demolished and a full, straight bridge be built to replace the Causeway.

But Singapore wanted the bridge to be packaged with a lot of other goodies, all in Singapore's favour. These goodies would be like throwing in the supply of sand, allowing Singapore Air Force planes more flights over Malaysian air space, plus a re-look at the water agreement. Dr Mahathir did not agree to this. He would not package the bridge with all these other issues and he wanted each issue to be an issue by itself and to be negotiated separately and on its own merits. Dr Mahathir was no fool. He knew if he rejected Singapore's demand for a packaged deal, then Singapore would not agree to the bridge. Malaysia could go on with the bridge if it wanted, but it can only build a bridge on Malaysia's side, not on Singapore's side.

Therefore it would have to be a silly-looking half-bridge that would need to be highly elevated and winding. That was exactly what Dr Mahathir wanted. He wanted Singapore to reject the full, straight bridge idea and stipulate that Malaysia can only build half a bridge if it still insisted on proceeding with the plan. Dr Mahathir did not want a full bridge. He wanted a half-bridge. A full bridge would mean it would have to be straight and therefore low. A half-bridge would force the bridge to curve and therefore it would have to be built highly elevated. What Dr Mahathir really wanted is the space beneath the bridge which a full bridge would not offer while a half-bridge would. And why did he want this space? He wanted it because he wanted large container ships and oil tankers to be able to sail under the bridge.

The Straits of Melaka is one of the busiest sea lanes in the world. But ships plying the Straits cannot reach Johor Port unless they sail around Singapore. So they would rather stop at the Port of Singapore instead of coming to Johor. Even ships carrying goods bound for Malaysia would rather stop at Singapore for transhipment to Malaysia rather than sail to Malaysia. Once there is a highly elevated bridge, then the ships can bypass Singapore and come straight to Malaysia. In short, a highly elevated 'crooked' bridge would boost the viability of Johor Port and pose a serious threat to the Port of Singapore. To be more dramatic, the bridge could actually kill the Port of Singapore and make Johor Port the new centre for imports to and exports from Malaysia -- plus for those Indonesian importers and exporters as well who currently would rather use Singapore than sail the extra distance around Singapore to come to Johor. That was what Dr Mahathir really wanted. He was not actually interested in the bridge. He was more interested in Malaysia overtaking Singapore in the port business. And the crooked, high, half-bridge would be able to achieve this. A straight, low, full bridge would not.

Dr Mahathir very cleverly manoeuvred so that Singapore would disagree with the full bridge and would instead ask Malaysia to proceed with half a bridge. Once they said that, Dr Mahathir got them exactly where he wanted them. The half-bridge is Singapore's idea, not Dr Mahathir's, so Singapore cannot now turn around and say that they had been tricked and the bridge was merely a Red Herring and that the real motive was to outdo the Port of Singapore. Somehow, along the way, Malaysia's Foreign Minister packaged the supply of sand and more SAF flights over Malaysian air space in the bridge deal. Dr Mahathir never agreed to this. But Abdullah did for reasons known only to himself and his son-in-law, Khairy Jamaluddin. The sand would of course come from Johor and those individuals who will be awarded the contract to supply sand to Singapore are family members of those involved in the decision-making process at the very top echelons of power -- those walking in the corridors of power. The supply of sand is not a government effort but a private arrangement.

What is even more perturbing to Dr Mahathir is that Singapore did not demand that the supply of sand be included in the deal. This idea came from Malaysia. It was Malaysia that proposed it, not Singapore that demanded it. When the Johor Menteri Besar found out about the supply of sand arrangement he was outraged. Dr Mahathir had banned the export of sand back in 1997 and Johor was quite happy with this as the sand was coming from Johor and it is the politicians and their cronies who are making hundreds of millions out of it. For the first time in his life this very polished man who always has a sweet smile for anyone he encounters lost his cool. He never raises his voice, especially to the Prime Minister. But that day he did and he told the Prime Minister that Umno Johor will strongly oppose any Johor sand being sold to Singapore. Even the palace got into the act and there was a danger of another Constitutional Crisis erupting. In short, there was a mutiny and Johor was in revolt. A crisis never before seen in Malaysian history was about to explode. This was a state-federal conflict in the making.

Abdullah had blundered big time. He had agreed that the bridge would include the supply of sand to Singapore. Now Johor, the source of the sand, put its foot down and threatened to resist at whatever cost, and Johor can be as independent as Kelantan if it so wishes. They would also reveal the names of all those who stand to benefit from this supply of sand; family members of those at the very top of the Abdullah administration. If you think the Mahathir-Anwar crisis was exciting, the supply of sand to Singapore would dwarf this by far.

Two days later, Abdullah announced that the bridge project would be aborted, after starting work on it (and incurring a liability of RM100 million). Three weeks before that, Parliament had reiterated the bridge project would go on and the Minister of Works himself assured Parliament that this would be so. But now it was off. They would not be proceeding with the bridge. They could not proceed with it. To proceed with it would mean they have to supply sand to Singapore. And this would create a massive crisis between the federal government and the Johor state government. The only way out of the supply of sand commitment would be to abort the bridge project. No bridge, no sand, and no federal government-Johor state government crisis, plain and simple. But it is out of the frying pan, into the fire.

Without the bridge, there would be no way ships could sail to Johor Port through the Straits and the Port of ingapore would continue to dominate this region. Dr Mahathir's plan to build up Johor Port and challenge Singapore's dominance was thwarted. And it was thwarted by no other than his successor who had promised him that the bridge would go on. And it was thwarted because some greedy people in the decision-making team had tried to get rich quick through selling sand to Singapore by packaging the sand supply deal in the bridge proposal. Dr Mahathir was hopping mad. Abdullah had made a big booboo, and to get out of this booboo he cancelled the bridge project. Abdullah was trying to save his arse. But in doing so he sacrificed Malaysia. Johor Port would now have to remain as pathetic as it has always been. And the Port of Singapore would remain the big wheel of this region. Flushed down the toilet is Dr Mahathir's plan for overtaking Singapore. And, to make it worse, Abdullah had promised Dr Mahathir the bridge would go on.

And he understood fully well why it must. And he realised that the bridge was for the good of Malaysia's commerce. But saving his arse was his first priority. Saving Johor Port has tocome second. That is the story of the 'Crooked' Bridge. There are many other stories such as about the double tracking railway line, the national car, and more. Suffice to say, the double tracking railway line had the same objective as the 'Crooked' Bridge; in that Malaysia's commerce would improve and Singapore's dominance in the region would be given a serious challenge. But Abdullah aborted this as well. The double tracking railway line was actually the first move. Once the double tracking was done, then the high speed train was supposed to follow.

Imagine the day when one could live in a cheaper town like Ipoh where property prices are half those in the big city, yet work in Kuala Lumpur -- and the time it takes to get to work from Ipoh would be faster than driving from Subang Jaya to Kuala Lumpur today. The small towns would boom and development would be spread out throughout the country instead of concentrated in a few key areas like it is today. But that too now remains just a dream. The MV Agusta matter is another issue. Dr Mahathir was going to use MV Agusta to develop a peoples' car (volks wagen) that could be marketed for as low as RM10,000, or less. MV Agusta had the technology to do this and the cost to buy MV Agusta, in spite of it debts, was still lower than embarking on this project doing your own R&D from scratch. R&D costs billions of Ringgit and to develop a car from scratch would not only cost more but would be time consuming as well. Even if you are prepared to pay the higher cost, the time would take too long.

MV Agusta was a short cut and at a cheaper price on top of that. But MV Agusta was sold off for RM4 and Dr Mahathir's RM10,000 peoples' car went down the toilet, just like all the others. In fact, the sale of MV Agusta itself raises other questions. How did they decide who to sell it to and do those in the decision-making process have an interest in the company that bought MV Agusta? (Which raises the issue of conflict of interest.) Dr Mahathir knows the real story, as he does about who those sand suppliers are, but he is not revealing all, at least not just yet.

It is not that Abdullah is ignorant about all this. He knows the agenda behind the 'Crooked' Bridge, double tracking railway line, MV Agusta, and much more. He knows that all these are mere catalysts for bigger things. And he agreed that these are necessary for the future of the country. Yet he dismantled them one by one just to make it appear like Dr Mahathir is stupid and that all his ideas are stupid. It is all about politics and of trying to undermine Dr Mahathir. And what better way to do this than to dismantle what Dr Mahathir started and give the impression that the previous Prime Minister was a nut case. So the country suffers. So what? That is the small picture. The big picture is: Dr Mahathir is embarrassed.

The Free Trade Agreement (FTA) is another thing that Dr Mahathir was and still is against. All those years he was prime minister he resisted the FTA. Then, late last year, Abdullah secretly signed the FTA with Japan whereby Japanese automobiles would have free access to the Malaysian market while Malaysian vegetables would have free access to the Japanese market. Malaysian vegetables? What vegetables do we have that we can export to Japan? We do not even grow enough for our own consumption and almost everything we eat needs to be supplemented with imports. Anyway, do the Japanese eat our vegetables? Abdullahmight as well have signed an FTA with Canada whereby we export ice cubes to the Eskimos.

The FTA Abdullah signed with Japan was so confidential that even the Cabinet did not know about it until Abdullah informed its members later, after it had been signed. The Cabinet members were shocked, but by then it was too late to do anything about it. And how is Proton going to survive once Japanese cars get free access to the Malaysian market when even Europe and the United States can't compete with them? Proton is a dead man walking. Its days are numbered and it will be just a matter of time when the national car folds. As the Malays would say: siap kain kapan (prepare the funeral shroud). Now the United States also wants the FTA with Malaysia signed and the US-Malaysia FTA would open all government contracts and procurement to US companies. That is the end of the New Economic Policy.

The days of the Bumiputera businessmen are numbered. Malays will have to revert to becoming clerks and drivers again. Dr Mahathir is beginning to doubt whether Abdullah knows what he is doing. As far as Dr Mahathir is concerned, whatever he did, he did with the interest of the nation at heart. But Abdullah's moves, the way Dr Mahathir sees it, are moves of a traitor who does not care about the country's interest. Dr Mahathir is quite prepared to allow Abdullah to run this country the way he, as Prime Minister, sees fit. But Dr Mahathir will not remain silent and allow this state of affairs to continue if, as he put it, Malaysia's sovereignty is jeopardised.Dr Mahathir would rather take on Abdullah than allow the man to destroy this country. Not just Dr Mahathir, but many Umno veterans as well believe that power in the hands of Abdullah is like giving a flower to a monkey. Monkeys do not appreciate the beauty of flowers.

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Again, my caution that this is highly speculative alternative journalism. Forward with this caveat. For the "thinking majority" only.

Diary: Spiritual Week


Work: Slightly toned down now with the World Cup half the way to the end. Currently I am tying up all the legal loose ends for the ring tones copyright. Now I need to familiarise with legal terms. I tried to find a course for this but non-is available. Currently all I do is ask my Chief-Operating-Officer.

Leisure: Nothing much happened. I spent last Friday night with the boys watching Argentina beat the crap out off Serbia and Montenegro and then watching Netherlands win over Ivory Coast. Good Game. Well needless to say half of Saturday was wasted sleeping. I caught the movie Firewall on my DVD. Quite slow. Harrison form looks old I wonder how Indiana Jones 4 is going to be.

Spiritual: Last Sunday was the feast of St Anthony as always mum did her vows. We carried 200 buns to church to give away and mum did ‘madi pichai’. It’s an Indian thing. Where somebody stands in front of the church and begs for donation. This donation of course goes to the church. But the act of this is quite humble. I doubt any teenagers today are willing to do this. Alex wore the St Anthony’s outfit. Mum prayed for his form 6 so he would do well. He will have to wear it for 3 years.

Dating: Who it be called cheating if your girlfriend pays no attention to you? But you have another girl who is kind of becoming your friend?

Politics: MIC election is on the way… Its like from a Tamil movie. I just wish all the old people would retire and let the new leafs lead. Uncle Sam has stayed more then he is welcomed. I’ll be posting an article I received on my email on why Dr M is pissed off. Lots of people now agree with Dr. M. I on the other hand am still on the picket fence. I for see a political revolution in the Malaysian Government in the near future. I think we all know there is something wrong about our government but at the surface we all smile dandily. We need ‘V’…..

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

World Cup Blown Over

Everywhere you go it’s about World Cup, Yesterday I caught an advertisement advert of Breeze (the detergent) going one on one with Ronaldinho. Every newspaper you see is about the World Cup. The Weekend Mail, which I believe has turned into, the crappiest English paper in Malaysia had a whole newspaper dedicated to it. It even had a cut of of an MC, which users can use to pass to their boss.

And then there was the interview session with female celebrity on who they’ll be cheering for in World Cup. Mind you I’m not a male chauvinistic pig but they were asking the wrong person. A woman celebrity interviewed chose Netherlands because Van Nilstroy is cute. You see my point, there are not actually a lot of women I know about the game but the numbers are increasing. Why didn’t they ask them….
What’s also funny is too see our local pundits like Shebby give his views. When is he going to learn that we think he is utter rubbish. I’m waiting for World Cup to end and letting all subside so that everyone can get back to their normal life.

Monday, June 12, 2006

My Favourite Song: Best Friend



[Intro]
Yeah! It's my tape man, listen to my tapeWOO!!!

[Chorus]
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend

[Verse 1]
First we get the talkin, then we get the touchin
If we get pass the phone games we'll be fuckin
I kiss like the french therefore my tongue in your ear
Do it like the dogs do it girl and pull on your hair
For me a different scenery just mean a different position
In the tub or on the sink I improvise now listenIn the chopper or on the jet join the mile high club
I'm no fool I know money can't buy me love
But I'm a different type of nigga that make sure that you know
Instead of a rose, there's a hundred dozen of those
See I see somethin special when I look in your eyes
With your legs way back I see this pussy is mine
If you ain't sure when I'm talkin I don't tell you no lies
But there's things that you say that have me wonderin why
When I don't say what I'm thinkin it don't mean that I'm shy
Got on that shit you picked out for me that's why I'm so fly

[Chorus]
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend

[Verse 2]
While you in your bubble bath I'll come wash on your back
When you puttin on your lotion I can help you with that
I sit and think of things to say that may make you smile
Or give you gifts from my heart to reflect my style
Or slang I use when we build may change how you talk
And if I'm focused while I'm strokin I could change how you walk
There's a swagger that you calm but when you come from New York
I'm a hustler I just hustle in the things that I bought
Separate me from the rest, I feel like I'm the best
If there's a price to pay for feelin you I pay that twice
I'm as ghetto as it gets girl you know that's right
I ain't got nothin to hide baby I tell you my secrets'
Fore you end up bein 'round long enough to peep shit
I get closer to you, I mean closer than close
I get into you, after I take off my clothes
Girl I been into you, mentally long before

[Chorus]
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend
If I was your best friend

Friday, June 09, 2006

Diary: Late

Congratulations: To my brother Alex who has just passed the entrance examination for the Gajah Madah University in Jakarta. He will be flying in September soon. I’m already missing him. I’m happy at least he is following his ambition. How many of us say they are doing what they wanted to do from the beginning. I hope he makes his negative advisers to shame.

Birthdays: Happy Birthday to Lisa and Lil Michael, who so happen to celebrate it on the same day. Wish you many health, wealth and most of all happiness.

Ironic: I got some bucket load of DVD’s over the week and most of them had the stop piracy advert on them. Don’t you think it’s ironic?

Work and lil bit more: Had a short working week as I was on leave on Thursday and Friday. I took my aunt shopping around KL. There were loads of things they wanted to get. DVD’s, an I-Pod (GOD that’s massively expensive), souvenirs and loads more. It’s been a long time I’ve eaten at the Lot 10 food court its nice to know nothing much has changed. The food is as good as it was back then.

It was also ages since I’ve been to Central market. It does bring me back to the days of Kasturi tuition. Skipping class watching a movie in REX… hehehe. It’s about time Central Market had a face-lift and part of it is being restored. There is an Indian wing in place. Sell stuff, which you might get in Kazanah but in a much cheaper price.
The family and I were in klang last Saturday evening to send off Aunt Irene and Aunt Susan. Kelvin decided to buy dinner. There were Hokkien noodles and fried rice, Ikan bakar and home-made taufu. I think my grandmother is going senile. The things she say now doesn’t make sense. But then again she is 70